Day 4- Dinner

We were just sitting outside enjoying a nice evening meal when all of the sudden...
WE WERE ATTACKED BY A DEMON BIRD.
It all started with a piece of cauliflower being stolen from a bowl of vegetables. My mom screamed so loud that a couple of waiters came outside to check on us. But that was just the beginning.
The nasty thing would sneak up behind us and fly through our hair, barely missing our heads as it dive-bombed our plates. Once it even made off with a big bite of my lamb.

I'm sure we did our fair share of damage to the American reputation with all of our screaming at dinner time. I also may or may not have gotten up and chased it around with a steak knife. Sorry...not sorry.

Don't pretend like that's not the scariest thing you've ever seen. 

Side note: Lamb fillet tastes great. But it looks so disgusting you won't want to eat it. Go for the lamb shank instead.